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[fatalis]

Jayce Talis

defender

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[fatalis]

Oh sorry, should I have used your new title, Ms Possum Expert?

[kirammans]

What? That's terrible. You don't see me calling you Mr. Snow Sled with how you slid on that ice.

[fatalis]

Maybe you should have thought of that before you specialized in possum studies.

[kirammans]

I had to change my career because you nearly broke all my limbs on the ice. Do you remember that?

[fatalis]

I told you not to try to grab me!

[kirammans]

I had to try and save you from breaking your hip! And did you break your hip, Jayce? No. You're welcome.

[fatalis]

No, and you didn't break all of your limbs, so, you're also welcome.

[kirammans]

I told you to relax. We would have been fine if you weren't so stiff.

[fatalis]

Cait, I know you're trying to be generous or something, but no, I was going to end up on my ass either way.

[kirammans]

Of course, with that attitude.

Next time. I'll show you.

[fatalis]

Next time? There is not going to be a next time, Cait. Once was enough.

[kirammans]

That's not very brotherly of you. You're supposed to be encouraging.

[fatalis]

I am encouraging. Encouraging you to never put me back on skates.

[kirammans]

It doesn't have to be skates.

[fatalis]

What are you threatening me with instead?

[kirammans]

It's not a threat.

[fatalis]

Well I feel threatened.

[kirammans]

By me? Your beloved little sister?

[fatalis]

Because it's you, my beloved little sister.

[kirammans]

What are you so afraid of?

[fatalis]

Do you want an alphabetized list?

[kirammans]

I've never done a thing to you, Jayce.

[Liar.]

Nothing you didn't deserve, anyway.

[fatalis]

I thought we were just talking about general fears, but I can make a separate list.

So I deserved to fall on my ass? Thanks, Sprout.

[kirammans]

I would pay to see that.

You probably did. And if you didn't, let it be a warning.

[fatalis]

Which is why you never will.

Yeah, lesson learned. Which is why I'm not letting you talk me into things. Again.